Your eyes are like a million stars

Glimmering, shimmering in the desert.

You are as graceful as a flock of camels

Frolicking in the plains.

Your image burns in my mind

Like the hot desert sand burnt by a Sirocco wind

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I bask in your glow O'Goddess of beauty

Like a scorpion hiding under a weathered rock

Come to me my sweet voluptuous one

Let me smell your sweet Jasmine scent

Like the sweetest of farts sailing in a sandstorm

Oh ! how I long to kiss your beautiful lips

Lips so plush they beckon me...

Calling me like the red buttocks of a terrified Ourangatang

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I am your slave... a lost soul longing for your affection...

But you rebuke me like a sunset setting on the tirbulant ocean

Why do you shun me so ?

Am I not your knight in a pigskin shroud ?

Am I not a valiant warrior fighting for your tender smile ?

Come join my harem. I will offer you many treasures

I will whisk you to away from the infidels that haunt you

To a life of roses and jewels

A life with many children and servants

You will be my prized child bearing sacred cow

Please ! I beg of you ! let me be your Valentine !

I beg of you..... Please !

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